Anonymous asked: hey tyler im feeling a bit sad can u call suicidal hotline for me
For sure
Anonymous asked: hey tyler im tired can u buy me a couch
No thank you
Anonymous asked: hey tyler im throwing a party can u help me clean up
….no
Chris Brown sitting down while Frank Ocean receives his award just to remind everyone in America’s he’s the absolute worst.
(via ohhiitskevin)
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
(Source: terezisprite2, via amongsthestars)





